1)Plug your PC into the socket
2)Wait a few seconds
3)Make sure your PC smells like burned pancakes
4)Call a technician
5)Wait impatentiely for him to come
6)Listen to him. He will say:''I think your PC's power supply unit is broken because of too much electricity going through it''
7)Go and buy a new Power Supply unit(25Euros)
8)Put your new unit into the PC(I recommendl letting the technician do it though)
9)Press the ''ON'' switch. Your PC won't work.
10)Listen to the technician again. He will say:''Take a sit and drink a glass of water! That means that something else is broken too! I will take it home with me!''
11)Try not to faint
12)Wait for his call
13)He finally calls:''We have to buy a new CPU and a Motherboard Card, at around 150 Euros. But don't worry, the GFX Card, the Hard Diks and the RAMs seem to beworking great! Oh, and I forgot, we have to format the disks and re-install the windows''
14) Try not to faint
15)Give him the permission to buy whatever is needed
16)Wait patiently for 3-4 days(during these days, you may be called about 5 times by the technician for some questions regarding your files etc)
17)The big day is here! The PC is back at home, with a brand new CPU and Windows 7 installed!!!
18)''Fixing a PC has never been so difficult for me before.'' the technician says proudly. ''I even came against an electricity cut off while formating the disks!!!! You are a really unlucky boy!!!''
19)Thank him and pay him(50 Euros)
20)Buy some lucky horseshoes!
If you think this is a Sci-Fiction story, this is the reason for not posting anything to the blog for the last few days...
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